lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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