Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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