She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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