I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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