3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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