Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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