Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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