Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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