marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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