You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
