i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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