I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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