Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
