sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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