He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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