Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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