He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Randomize
