that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I want to be your penis for a week.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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