ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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