He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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