It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
did you just send me my own nude
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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