Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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