So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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