i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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