so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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