so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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