playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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