You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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