so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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