Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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