I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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