If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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