That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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