when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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