HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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