I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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