This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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