i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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