Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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