no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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