The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm really busy with my period
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