I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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