i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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