First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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