Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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