After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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