when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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