I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
