Midget sex pt 2 tonight
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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