yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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