it glows. i had to have it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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