it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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