that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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