We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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