Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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